Runny Omelete

When you insert raw eggs into the girls vagina before you procede to fist them till well beaten. Then you make the girl pour the eggs in a pan and make you breakfast.

guy-"I'm hungry!!!"
girl-"Well I'm horny"
guy-"Well then lets make us a runny omelete!"

by runny alex October 6, 2008

Arkansas Omlet

The name given to an abortion, when one uses a coathanger and sticks it inside the vagina to abort the baby.

Cletus gave his wife Rebecca an Arkansas Omlet after a sex filled weekend up in th mountains in their travel trailor.

by Justin was here November 10, 2010

new york omlette

When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.

by big papa peter November 4, 2003

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

by Matt November 12, 2003

nig omlet

Nig omlet refers to a black, amish child.

Have you ever seen a nig omlet?!

Are there any nig omlets?

I just saw a nig omlet in a buggy!

by Shneven December 29, 2011

chin omlette

The act of ejaculating on a partners face.

She gave him head and he gave her a chin omlette

by Dutchman March 7, 2003

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 6, 2005