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The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
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abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
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