Olding

A smelly wet fart that you have to check your pants for.

Oh shit i just olding'd myself.
Hows mum gunna get this olding out of my pants.

by Oh Hallo Roy! May 3, 2009

olding

Starting to show minor signs of aging. Like someone who isn't bald might be balding, someone who isn't yet old may be olding.

"Jim yelled at some kids who were playing on his driveway."
"Oh don't mind him he's just cranky because he's olding"

by satori87 May 14, 2009

Old

Overused, battered, worn out. However you say it, its rough.

Wow, your gloves ar really OLD dude!

by EmTheCrazeOfMankind June 22, 2016

Old

OLD - oh Lord Dearest

NIKO: "YO MATE, I TOOK A PHOTO OF YOUR GRANDMA AND SOLD IT ON EBAY!"
OIFNAIFOIFN: Old...

by Lord Life May 16, 2022

old

synonym for AWESOMELY COOL

"Woah, look at that guy over there."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."

by jgap January 23, 2010

old

having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face

you're too old to be breastfed

by pineapple bacon April 23, 2005

Olds

An older person, typically at least over 40, who is resistant to change and often speaks ill of young people and their social habits, culture and technology.

"Remember how Pokemon once only existed as cards and Gameboy games, but then Pokemon Go! spread them worldwide all around us and convinced the olds that Pokemon caused car crashes and walking off cliffs?"

-Alex Schmidt, Cracked

by Usdiawi December 3, 2017