Offensitive

Being sensitive to people who get offended too often.

“Please stop feeling so offended by everything. I’m very offensitive to your constant need for attention and validation”

by Sarah Fortino April 7, 2022

offensive

Describes a statement politically or ideologically inconvenient, esp. in the judgment of one having no knowledge of the matter at hand. Often used to stifle further discussion or pander to the lowest common denominator. Cf: fair and balanced.

The television special on evolution was cancelled because it might be considered offensive by viewers who feel threatened by science.

by xaonon January 28, 2006

Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye

If u see someone that is not slaying you might say this.

Them: OMG Joshuaaaaaaa come be in a tiktok with me!!!!!!!
Me: Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye.

by Yermaaaaa March 6, 2023

offensives

Someone on the internet whose goal in life is to offend everyone and start fights

The offensives ruin the Internet, they're just a bunch of jerks

by NotNickS August 13, 2015

offensive

What you see that you don't like when you look in the mirror.

Truth is the most offensive thing of all.

by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004

non-offensive swears

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.

"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."

by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003