When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!
Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Oliver: Huh?
Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!
Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd
Oliver: Untruth! Bye!
Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!
Oliver: Huh?
Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!
Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd
Oliver: Untruth! Bye!
Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!
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by Nicecuu May 30, 2021
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Some offensive jokes include:
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
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Get the offense mug.An online persona of a sexual rapist slenderlike creature. He will give you any rose of your favorite color if known to him and if taken that person will be his next victim. He was first created as another way of avoiding the sexual content put out by people for slenderman and takes the place. Arc was the original creator of "offender" to be used by the general internet.
"Oh my , my super powerful oc would TOTALLY kill Sexual Offenderman if he ever tried to get her!"
"No fangirl...no"
"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"
"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"
"No fangirl...no"
"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"
"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"
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