Dressed for the occasion

Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.

Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight.
Gary: Nice man! Are you dressed for the occasion?

Ben: Yeah, I shaved my pubes earlier.
Gary: Hi-Five!

by gasboddle December 24, 2009

chocolate occasion

The act of pooping one's pants (sometimes, but not always, accidentally).

I think it's time to change the little one's diaper. Smells like there's been a chocolate occasion.

by Brian Vaughn November 17, 2009

rare occasion

Seeing Angela.

Angela - "I thought you meant catching the bus was on rare occasions Josh?"

Josh - "Seeing you Angela, is a rare occasion."

by JackPorter April 22, 2013

occasional drinker

drinks occasionally

I am an occasional drinker that drinks occasionally

by occasional drinker January 4, 2018

joyful occasion

do a girl doggystyle. take your thumb stick it in her butt and punch her in the back of the head. therefore clenching all holes for maximum satifaction.

hey baby why don't we celebrate. this is such a joyful occasion.

by mattitude and mikeaholic May 2, 2003

occasional reg

An individual who chats in a particular chat room, posts in a particular message board, or engages in similar social interaction mechanisms regularly for a short to moderate period of time. After which, does not interact with that group of individuals for an extended period of time, followed by going back regularly again where the cycle winds down in the manner of a slow fade relationship ending.

I'm an occasional reg in this chat room. Those three guys are occasional regs in our message board. Elvis Presley is an occasional reg in supermarket tabloids.

by SocksySocks May 25, 2018

Occasional friend

A friend you chat up with occasionally

I would like you to meet my occasional friend , Peter .

by Zoitie January 12, 2019