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The Oatmeal

A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.
Why don't you just go to The Oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb ass example?
by Flying Asian January 1, 2012
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Oatmeal Effect

Oatmeal Effect - When two individuals get the same idea and share it at the same time, or when two individuals talk about the same topic at the same time without prior knowledge of synchronization.
Randy & Bob at the same time: "Isn't hot cereal just oatmeal?"
Randy: "Woah! Oatmeal Effect!!"
by tastyresort June 24, 2019
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ostman

What an Ostman
by Looooooo000oool January 27, 2017
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Ottmar

Ottmar is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Ottmar may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man and is usually desirable by astonishing women.
Girl: ''My boyfriend is an absolute Ottmar.''
by Desirable October 28, 2013
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oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this
why would you search oatmeal dicks
by gidZ5 October 24, 2019
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Baltimore Oatmeal Patty

Your girl is deep throating your schlong when she suddenly starts to gag. Yiu quickly pull back and she throws up all over herself. You decide to go ahead and start fucking her anyway
I was asking my friend at the Orioles Game last night "have you tried the new Baltimore Oatmeal Patty yet"?
by Papa JK June 16, 2016
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This isn't where I left my oatmeal

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011
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