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nutriate

To treats yourself with the corrects amounts of nutriations
"I gotta nutriate" - John Kaplan
by Henrit February 16, 2020
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i require nutrients

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.
FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.
by Cheeowr September 2, 2009
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nutrition facts

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.
Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :~
by LarstaiT December 28, 2003
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Nutritional Break

This is a phrase often used by managers and human-resources personnel to describe a break in the work day set aside for food and drink. Rather that using the colloquial terms "coffee break" and "lunch", this phrase will often be invoked in an attempt to sound politically correct , educated and sophisticated. The phrase is most often used at work shops, meetings, seminars and focus groups hosted by public-sector organizations such as Universities.
Johnathan from HR:

"OK people, we are now going to take 15 minutes for a nutritional break. Please help yourself to coffee and muffins located at the back of the seminar room."
by Dr. Zauis March 13, 2010
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bad nutrition

Did you see Bad Nutrition last night?
Yeah! Sausage Roll is my fave song ever!
by Ykickamoocow June 28, 2019
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nutfit

N: outfit that makes you look so good, the opposite sex, will "nut" in thier pants upon your arrival
Everyman when i walk into the room:"Yooo, you look so good in that nutfit, i busted before i even took it out of my pants"
by Shauna Testicles December 5, 2013
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Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.
Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.
by CorneliusSHA December 2, 2019
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