When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite
by supah phresh March 24, 2008
Get the Nutsack Kite mug.A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
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by kidnic* August 6, 2017
Get the nantucket nutback mug.the act of one male inserting his testical into a females vagina, often done in the pile-driver position.
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girl-"I want you to dip your balls in me"
guy-"No shit bitch thats called the nutsack slam dunk go look it up"
{does the nutsack slam dunk}
girl-"that was amazing you really know how to dunk those balls I think i-"
guy-"not now bitch, im in the fucking zone (continues to dunk while cutting her off in mid-sentance)"
guy-"No shit bitch thats called the nutsack slam dunk go look it up"
{does the nutsack slam dunk}
girl-"that was amazing you really know how to dunk those balls I think i-"
guy-"not now bitch, im in the fucking zone (continues to dunk while cutting her off in mid-sentance)"
by zohan pubes December 15, 2010
Get the the nutsack slam dunk mug.Someone who learned about MBTI and thinks they're a master in psychology. They think their personality(which they picked out biasedly) is the master race and has no clue what cognitive functions are. They are most likely spotted in the wild saying they have an MBTI consisting of an N because they heard intuitives have a high IQ.
Girl "I think the reason I kind make friends is because I'm an INFJ and everyone is scared of my intellect."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."
by Mai Ting Long April 25, 2020
Get the Cognitive Nutsack mug.1. Bloody nutsack could be an insult.
2. Bloody nutsack could also be known as what happens when you go balls deep into a girl while shes on her period.
2. Bloody nutsack could also be known as what happens when you go balls deep into a girl while shes on her period.
by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020
Get the Bloody Nutsack mug.An old African-American male that normally looks like Morgan freeman. He goes around tickling Italian male's balls.
Barry: Donquavious Jarhavious keeps tickling my balls during my work meetings!
John: Donquavious Jarhavious is such an African Nutsack Tickler.
John: Donquavious Jarhavious is such an African Nutsack Tickler.
by Jamal Quandarius April 19, 2022
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