Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)
An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"
An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"
Examples of people who are numpties:
Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)
"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)
Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)
"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)
by not really me November 02, 2003
by E*** April 08, 2008
Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty
by xXTikaXx January 09, 2007
A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.
by Katie =) April 27, 2006
by lee10ant March 10, 2007
In the kitchen, a 'numpty' refers to the person or persons who :
a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them
a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them
by Phil Scarfone July 26, 2007
computer illiterate people that really think the computer can think for itself, cook its own dinner and do the ironing, will have the ultimate answer to everything and doesnt need any numpty input.
by numpty dodger October 10, 2006