noobishly

the act or state of being a nooby noober

all the derions in goa are alwasy acting noobishly

by nimrodicwraith October 16, 2011

Noobiusbeckit

What you call someone when they suck and they need to die

You’re a bit of a noobiusbeckit

Fine hand me the revolver

by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020

noobism

Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.

Teacher: "Remember, you can't bring MP3 players!"
Noob(female): "Can we bring iPods?!"
-People ROFL-
a noob-aware person to another: "OMFG, that was the BEST noobism EVER!"

by The Chao January 6, 2009

noobist

a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.

Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

noogies

Plural form of noogie.

Noogies really hurt, but they aren't as bad as wedgies.

by WHABAM! March 15, 2005

nooties

to cuddle in a psycho manner

me and my sister love to nooties all day er day!

by samantha Ramirez February 9, 2009

Ladder of Noobism

The noob chain of command

This is the Ladder of Noobism (as confirmed by my friend Tyler)

Noob--the highest of being a noob

Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.

Nublet--Going into the danger zone

Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed

by Chibi-san November 8, 2007