Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to children, a paedophile. These people will often try to engage in sexual activity with minors.

Justin: Yo, have you heard that Jack Lennon is trying to hit on Jess again?
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce

by FirePhoenix511 April 18, 2020

Nonce

A merciless child molester who grooms kids before bringing them into their van for some juicy jaw breakers

Poor Sofia. Went into big fat strokin nonce Peter Brown’s van and now she’s gonna get her gag reflex checked

by Wagwan 619 November 23, 2018

Nonce

A sexual predator

Hey, did you see Ryan the nonce Rowe the other day? he was being a massive nonce

by bobjames August 24, 2012

nonce

a man called caleb with a gym teachers moustache and a cum stain in their hair.

did you see that nonce. ima hide my children

by SoHErEsThEmFtEa April 13, 2019

Nonce

British slang for a pedophile. Nonces usually sit at their laptols on discord all day or go out and stare at thirteen year old girls. Nonces usually all look the same, bald and fat middle aged men with a terrible haircut and sometimes grey hair to top it off. Nonces always get beat up in prison so if you're a nonce be prepared, you ain't getting out of there mate

Guy 1: Look at that nonce down the street

Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie

Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

Nonce

The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).

Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

nonce

a nonce is some guy who goes to your local pub who enjoys touching kids like edp445 *for sexual pleasure*
They will normally appear in pubs, schools or your local football club. they could even be your 1,000,000 yr old teacher who looks as ashy as his mothers ashes.

person1: you arent a nonce
person2: i aint but you certainly are

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023