NomiTime

NomiTime is the period of time between making a decision to do something and actually doing it.

* Usually between two minutes and five minutes, but can stretch for much longer.
* Has been said to have Greek origins, due to the relaxed approach.
* Has indirect relations to Skiving.
* Gives the invoker extra time to avoid doing the required task.

They waited an extra five minutes becuase he had nomitime.

by dg83 September 15, 2009

numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

Nomathemba

People with this name are certified bad bitches… beautiful… simply amazing. What else could I say? They are everything 🤒

Nomathemba is a queen

by NTFG June 18, 2021

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

Nomster

What you call a person who has switched the N and M keys on a keyboard.

Person 1: I came to the office early to switch as many M and N keys as possible.

Person 2: You nomster!

by JustSomeHotJuicyMemes August 9, 2020

numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004