noted nofuns

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.

I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

nofs

Nofs is simply short for: "no fucking shit". Sometimes people fake a call frome a person called: "The Nofser" and hand over either their hand or any other object they are using as a fake phone, to a person making a fairly obvious statement.

1.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Nofs.
2.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Hold on for a second, I have to get this, yes *person-1* is here, it's for you.
person-1: Who is it?
person-2: It's the Nofser.

by 7991ledom August 28, 2012

nofting

Popular term used by university students, describing someone getting ready for night out

Student 1: 'Where's Rob?'
Student 2: 'He's nofting, he'll be down soon. You seen my fags?'

by Blue Lemon December 9, 2008

Noffed

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Nofalofagus

The planet of Nofalofagus is a weird planet full of stupidly ginormous lollipops that somehow stand by themselves.

' The planet of Nofalofagus '

by I'm sadly not fictional March 25, 2022

samantha noftall

A Sleaze Whore, who's mother hates her :(

Samantha Noftall

by SUAKY February 20, 2014

NOFTS

none of that shit
When you know that excuse is bullshit?
when something is blatantly false
Used as a reply to a statement that obviously is false

Friend 1: I was going to the store to buy groceries
Friend 2: NOFTS! I know you're just going to buy some...
condoms

by mclovino February 24, 2011