knobgoblin

A prolific sucker of penis; usually applied to a gay male (fudgepacker)

He who likes the cock eg. knobgoblin

by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

hobgoblins

Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.

Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.

by kevhanel August 7, 2006

Hob Nob Goblin

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.

"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"

by bigriverhuntingexpert March 14, 2012

Nob Goblin

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.

Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

NobGobblin

Small ugly hairy female who loves to slobber the D for Nut butter

Did you see how that nobgobblin slurped my pole? Man I nutted all over her face and she hosed it up.

by RebornMethos November 22, 2018

nooblin

(NOOB-lin) A noob who somewhat looks like a goblin, midget, or gnome and constantly tries to annoy others but always fails horribly.

Nooblin:"I will squirt my sperm all over u!"
People:"haha u forgot u dont hav any sperms little boy"
Nooblin:"NOOOOOOOO"

by The Wordkeeper January 3, 2009

hobgoblin

Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up

"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"

by brewster666 March 12, 2015