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Nigel is a term used to describe a person who doesn't show up after making plans or uses shifty means to avoid meeting up with friends who were nice enough to invite his/her/it's ungrateful ass to a social event.
He said he'd show up an hour ago. I think that rat bastard is Nigeling us.
Nigel by I_create_words March 28, 2018
A "Nigel" is a wild creature usually asian or black, they are quick witted, strong, smart and quick, also they're sex gods (and heartless)
Girl 1: Wow look at Nigel!
Girl 2: Be careful, he's heartless.
Nigel by Pseudogender May 31, 2018
An unreliable annoying individual that spends his time recording everything around him. Often a Nigel tends to disappear for no exact reason and comes back as nothing happened. A Nigel is lazy, extremely idiotic and additionally to all this, usually acts like a combination of it all. Most of the time a Nigel has a big ego and believes he is the best at most activities, they tend to think they prefer being single but actually can't get any girls so they hide behind their egos.
"You're such a Nigel"
"Stop being a Nigel bro"
"This guy spends his time being a Nigel"
Nigel by BB1 Fan April 9, 2020
nigel by oh1744 November 14, 2020
Nigel by oh1744 November 14, 2020
A term Australians use to describe people from England.

Also a term used by Australians to describe lonely friendless people.
Clarkson: It is just Bruce in a Bruce-mobile
Steve: And look at Nigel o'er there
Clarkson: Can we stand back..because..this is.. I'm afraid going to be..
Steve: A bloodbath
May: It is
Clarkson: A bloodbath..exactly
Nigel by realradoncombe October 28, 2021