Yahoo News

A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.

I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.

by Informed,kinda November 25, 2011

Preacher News

A news, conveyed confidently by anyone without checking any facts, which is actually fake news.

Ankit said that Rowan Atkinson has died, but everyone knew that it was Preacher News.

by Batsenpai November 3, 2020

Bad news

Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life

You should dump your junkie girl (or boy) friend, they're bad news. Or don't even let him in the house, he's bad news.

by tvod November 14, 2014

news hole

The amount of space (in print) or airtime (in radio and TV) given to news content.

In today's 24-hour news cycle a lot of garbage gets aired just to fill the news hole.

or conversely:

Shrinking newspaper profits have led to a smaller news hole in most daily newspapers.

by Sucka Free City October 22, 2007

Newbsicle

Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.

1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*

by 11001111010101010101 January 11, 2009

netstritute

a female that is a prostitute over the internet :)

a female who participates in cyber sex and other promiscuously sexual indulgences to be had normally in real life simulated over the internet for money or status

girls who are pimped over the net :)

Boy: hey sexy i was just imagining you with your clothes off your pictue is sexy

Girl: -puts hands down your boxers-

Boy: wow get away from me you're such a netstritute

x

by oxymoron aka Islandboy May 27, 2009

raffa news

Raffa news is bad news. Not horrible, tragic news, just news you didn't want to hear. Derived from the 17th Century word raff meaning rubbish, related to riff-raff meaning people who are worthless.

I hate to be the bearer of raffa news, but Firefly was canceled.

by 50sDad May 8, 2013