Newballing it

Named for the man that employs this strategy the most, this is a method of salesmanship that involves burning through sales prospect after sales prospect without much respect for the sales process. This method does not require spending much time with the customer, so it's very efficient.

Disclaimer: This method is not very effective, and does not have a high closing percentage.

Gosh, Frank, you're really burning through the ups today!

I know, right?! But at least I got this guy on a test drive! It's not like I'm Newballing it!

That's true, hahahaha!

by Meatbag79 September 13, 2016

newballed

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.

Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.

by newballer August 25, 2011

nutball

term of endearment for a girl who cannot refrain from crackin jokes in any setting. the humor best displays itself in awkward situations, and generally makes for memorable first impressions. Of course, this un-bridled humor leaves her second guessing herself at times because she would never want to offend, but this feeling never lasts more than a few minutes. She's too sweet to mean any harm, so it rarely backfires as pissing someone off.

Hey, have you met that girl Stephanie?

Yeah, she's a nutball!

by smpete5 February 10, 2010

nutball soup

the act of urinating in a woman's mouth, then dipping your testicles into the pee filled mouth.

damn, charlie nutball souped that girl so hard last night!

by fkya May 6, 2010

nutball

A person of extreme (nutty) beliefs. A zealot who wishes to force others to accept their fringe belief system. Usually reserved for persons of right wing (conservative) persuasion. A nutball is so sure they are right, they may do physical harm to anyone who disagrees with them.

"That nutball is trying to get evolution out of our school." Some common nutball types are: bomb-packing terrorists, christian evangelists, creationists, way-right republicans, war-mongers, hate-mongers, white supremacists, nazis, extremests.

by pix pix June 23, 2007

Nutball

someone about 5 minutes from being completely insane;
anyone who does crazy stuff or says crazy things for no apparent reason

Did you see what she did? What a nutball!

by MonayLove October 14, 2003

Nutball

It's location is a man's crotcheral region. It is that tender lil ball inside a man's ball sac. "Play with them as you will but please, please be gentle!

"Rodney screamed in horror as Jenny sank her pearly teeth into his sac, causing his nutball to rupture...and bleed!"

So if you are one to indulge in ball lovin'. Take heed, lips and tongues only, no teeth.

by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009