Neebs

Abbreviation of inebriated.

To be stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

"Let's get neebs tonight"

by Cooky_Monster March 13, 2012

Neeb

Derogatory slang for an African American person.

Hey, look at those sketchy neebs.

by Street Knowledge Teacher Guy April 21, 2009

Mount Neeb

Mount Neeb is a mountain in Bristol - England.

The mountain is legendary to followers of the neeb. Legend states that the mountain harnesses the true power of the neeb, and to achieve this, you must give offerings to the mountain, such as money, or sticks. The followers also claim that worshipping Mount Neeb is a vital part of life. Followers will square dance, skip, pray, and do many other activities on Mount Neeb.

The mountain also offers marriages upon it. Although they may be expensive, they are way better than marriages upon the less significant Mount Noob.

Also, the legendary movie The Wrath Of Mount Neeb was based on this very mountain.

Greg: Hey, anyone up for going to Mount Neeb tomorrow?
The rest of "The Goon Crew": Hell yeah!!

by The_Neeb July 28, 2008

Neeb

A noob.

A drunk person.

You are a neeb at WoW!

by PJ Sims April 18, 2006

neeb

a nerd and a weeb

dude he's carrying that anime textbook!
he's such a neeb

by ooaz August 17, 2021

Neeb

Someone who is typically short and skinny, reads a lot of comics but also reads textbooks for fun. Passes every test, with a constant 94% in everything. Not a nerd, and definitely not stupid. Just a neeb.

He is such a neeb.

by WaffleFries621 February 28, 2025

Neeb

A cool way of paying, just scan and pay. No need to carry your cards or your mobile phone.

Cashier: That'll be $30
You: Sure, wheres the Neeb POS?
Cashier: Here...
You: *scans the needed data and pays*
Cashier: Thank you for shopping with us!

by Payment Geek March 10, 2021