sir nardo

A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness.

Sir_Nardo : If I was'nt with <skanknumber5> I would try to get with you.

`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.

by LoRd_SoCk March 26, 2005

Nardo

Nardos are males that care for their family but is a very cheap giver. A Nardos pet would be a pug cause man's best friend ya know? A Nardo NEVER knows when to shut up! He gets drunk ALL of the time but loves his family and hanging out with them!

A pug is a Nardos best friend! When you get drunk you act like a Nardo!

by The Lonliest and Wisiest Potat December 24, 2018

Nardos

Nardos is the dopest human you will ever encounter. She is HELLLLA hot with a big booty and a Big attitude. Her hair is crazier than anyones and she pulls hella dudes. Every one wants a Nardos in their life.

yoooo dude i want a nardos bro

by danthememelordandman September 8, 2018

Nardo

A kind loving person how will grow up to be strong and independent he will also be nice to his friends when they need him the most

Nardo is awesome

by Red blue November 15, 2019

Nardo

Someone who is crazy at hockey, lives in Hauppauge, New York and may sleep with his cousin.

Hey Nardo, how was hockey practice with your cousin?

by The Dictionary Man July 16, 2020

nardo

to ejaculate into someone's anus, while they have diarrhea and some feces are still in their butts, the outcome of cum and liquid shit will be a nardo

bro i totally nardo'd that girl last nigh

by Mrjirjawi August 29, 2020

Nasty Nardoe

The sexual act of using grape jelly, a strawberry condom and a night full of regrets.

Misty got nasty nardoed last night, she smells wonderful but it's gonna take days to get that jelly out.

by NastyNardoe January 22, 2017