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Narutards

A person who is obsessive over naruto and has become a retard over naruto. A Narutards or narutard consists of 2 words naruto and retard
person 1:I LOVE NARUTO SO MUCH!!!
person 2:I LOVE SASUKE SO MUCH I CHANGED MY LAST NAME TO UCHIHA!
person 3:IF I DON'T WATCH NARUTO SOON IM GONNA DIE!
person 1&2:WOAH! *takes out a kunai* here you go *hands over kunai*
person 3:WE ARE SUCH A NARUTARDS!
by uchiha_girl May 15, 2006
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naruto nippon

"O-! Naruto Nippon!" is a radio show in Japan which various seiyuu's (voice actors) from NARUTO host together with Uzumaki Naruto himself. It is now a 30-minute weekly radio program chock full of NARUTO fun. Only in radio programs like these do you get to hear your favorite characters (in this case, from NARUTO) go wild and act out-of-character. Enemies become friends and friends become enemies. You can hear it every Monday or Friday night at 9:30pm, in Japan, of course.
It's funny and strange to hear the voice of Gaara say 'DATTEBAYO' in Naruto Nippon.
by kenshinta September 24, 2007
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Narutard

A person who obsesses over Naruto immensely. Who can quote almost every line, wear's their headband proudly, and want's to kill Viz for making Naruto say believe it.
Random Dude: "Believe it!"
Narutard: -kills random dude with kunai- "Bastard!"
by Uchiha-Chan April 22, 2006
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Dirty Naruto

When man or woman eats your asshole out right after a shit but they must have ass air to recreate Narutos face whiskers.
We took this chick home last night and she let all three of us give her a Dirty Naruto.
by Ass2inmouth June 25, 2019
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Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.

His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.
Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."

Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."

Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"

Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!
by Dredan July 31, 2009
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Naruto

Naruto is a popular anime.

Obviously, the main character is Naruto Uzumaki. From what I've read, most of the other definitions are whining about how Naruto is crap because he wears a bright orange jumpsuit, and how ninjas are meant to wear black to represent stealth.
Naruto's personality is bold but foolish, and therefore he wears a boldly yet annoyingly orange jumpsuit to represent that. Duh.
The second main character is Sasuke Uchiha. His arrogance and "sexy moodiness" seems to be very attractive for his fangirls, but in actual reality he is a very annoying pool of piss that should be just booted off the anime altogether.
Third is Sakura (forgot her last name), she has no dreams whatsoever except to screw Sasuke, and she likes to beat up on Naruto. Oh and she hates Ino, this blonde girl with a high pitched voice who also dreams of screwing Sasuke someday.
Shikamaru's a pretty decent character, except in Naruto Shippuuden he gets overly attached to Asuma (his sensei). Chouji is a guy who does nothing but eat. Kiba is a funny dude who has a giant dog, Hinata is a girl who has a crush on Naruto (her voice...very uh, highpitched). Oh and there is Shino, I personally don't like him cuz he has bugs inside his clothes and I find that creepy.

Kakashi is Naruto's sensei and apparently his mask, which covers up 3/4 of his face, is sexy.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not a hater of Naruto, I quite like the anime, I'm just pointing out the flaws of the characters which makes the anime entertaining.
During lunch in school, Naruto walks up to Sakura and asks to have lunch with her. She insult him and asks Sasuke to have lunch with her. He proceeds to reject her and walk off.
Ironic?
by lolfreek June 6, 2009
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Naruto

by Imakoo October 10, 2005
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