narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)

Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

standard narco time

A phrase often used by someone who wants to sound cool, yet doesn't know the actual time.
Derived from the belief that drug dealers operate on their own clock.

"SW tonight, standard narco time."

by Narconomics June 9, 2014

narcolepsy

(n) a chronic and usually hereditary sleep disorder in which the person affected will suffer spontaneous bouts of sleep (or "sleep attacks") during the day. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, typically followed by sleep attacks and last for fifteen minutes; dream-like hallucinations; sleep paralysis, where you cannot move when you start to fall asleep or just after you wake up; and cataplexy, which is an abrupt loss of muscle tone (basically, your muscles "fail you").

The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.

For more detailed information on narcolepsy, visit a medical site.

by MarigoldP July 18, 2012

Narcoliteracy

A cognitive impairment in which you randomly fall asleep while reading any type of literature. The period in which the subject sleeps is roughly around 15 to 30 minuets. It will kick in while reading any type of novel, newspaper, or short story. It will also occur during tests/reading exams. Less than 1%of all humans have been diagnosed with this impairment and there are no known cures. It is highly suggested that people with narcolituracy should only read in uncomfortable positions or stick with books with more pictures than words for this raises chances of staying awake.

Jimmy flunked his final reading exam because his damn narcoliteracy kept acting up.

by Paco Vega Garza Raul Cual December 27, 2009

movie narcolepsy

condition in which movies put one instantaniously to sleep

Person 1: what kind of movies do you like?
Person 2: Dude, I have movie narcolepsy

by Ronni* December 24, 2008

narcosnacktic

Consuming large amounts of food and drinks while sleeping. People who are narcosnacktic have no memory of snacking, only realizing their condition when they wake to find empty peanut butter jars and dirty dishes.

I keep gaining weight because I am narcosnacktic.

by snackaholic August 5, 2011

narcocorridos

Literally translated it means "drug ballad", though not all narcocorridos are about drugs. Corridos have long described the poor and destitute, bandits and other criminals, as well as illegal immigrants to the United States, but the focus is on drug smugglers.
Narcocorridos often refer to particular people, events, and specific dates that tell a story. The groups that have become famous for "narcocorridos" include Los Alegres de Teran, Los Tigres del Norte, Rosalino "Chalino" Sanchez, Los Huracanes del Norte, Los Inquietos Del Norte, Los Morros Del Norte, Los Tucanes de Tijuana, Los Amos De Nuevo Leon, Los Cuates De Sinaloa, El Potro de Sinaloa, Los Originales de San Juan, Grupo Exterminador, Tigrillo Palma, Beto Quintanilla, Los Gatos de Sinaloa, Los Canelos de Durango, and Los Razos de Sacramento y Reynaldo.

Examples of some narcocorridos would be:

"El Contrabando del Paso." by Los Alegres de Teran.

"Contrabando y Traicion", "Los Tres Gallos", "La Camioneta Gris", and "La Mafia Muere." by Los Tigres del Norte.

by Star Warrior Pirate Princess April 28, 2008