mum

the stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman when you push down on her stomach, according to the new york punks from south park
awww dude yesterday some dude pushed all the mum out of this chicks stomach, it was hella gross!
by SPanky from GBDIZZLE June 16, 2007
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Something dumb ass British people say because they have a dick in their mouth.
Sorry for blowing dad, mum.
by B-Tribble September 03, 2010
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Monthly Usage Meter -
A program that shows how much one has downloaded and how much download limit one has left.
Usually includes total download limit (for your respective plan with your ISP), total downloaded within the billing period, how many MB/day can be used without going over the limit and how many days are remaining in the billing period.

Most feature a bar which graphically shows the percentage of download allowance one has used to date, and a marker to show where one's bar should be to ensure sustainable downloading without going over the limit.

If one's ISP charges for extra data, some MUMs calculate how much extra will be charged to date.
1. This torrent is very large, I'll consult my MUM to see if I have enough data allowance left to download it.
2. My connection is going rather slow, I wonder if I've been shaped. I'd better check my MUM to see if I've gone over my download limit.
3. My download limit/month is 15GB. That allows 500MB/day of usage. It is now the 3rd day of my billing period, so the marker on my MUM is at the 1.5GB mark. I have downloaded 2GB so far, so the bar on my MUM has passed the maker.
4. The bar on my MUM is way past the marker. Perhaps I should stop downloading for a little while, to allow the marker to catch up.
by kako October 15, 2005
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an outstanding and original musical artist from Iceland. Nonetheless, their music reaches new heights of weirdness, which even I find to be a little awkward. Still, their music is extremely well done and very much worthy of attention.
Mum also means "Mom" in Icelandic
by Christopher Powell May 02, 2004
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a flower, or as i like to say... A WORD THAT LOOKS LIKE ITS WRITTEN IN BRITISH! LIKE : WHOS A GOOD BOY? : YOUR MUM! AHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD ASS A BRITISH WORD RIGHT HERE. LUV THAT 4 ME. peace out gorl scoutitties.
mum is good
by crazymklmao April 14, 2019
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acronym for 'meet up meal'
Coffee mornings are fun but let's meet up for a proper mum next week
by amiT September 13, 2012
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Another way of swearing on your mums life
Person A: 'Hey, did you get with my girl last night?'
Person B: 'Nah you're my mate, that'd be peak'
Person A: 'Say mums'
Person B: 'Mums'
Person A: 'Alright, safe g'
by Mtannn March 15, 2019
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