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muffing

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.
He needs a good muffing.
by BC Ted August 9, 2003
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muffingate

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.
(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006
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scissor muffing

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.
I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.
by Jason M. Mills June 12, 2008
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muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.
Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
by xenialarouge November 5, 2009
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muffingasm

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.
While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.
by Muffintop January 23, 2008
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Muffling

small patches of short, scruffy body hair that grow on random parts of a person's body, espcially the underchin and upper ass
Hey Brian, shave your filthy ass muffling off the side of your face.
by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008
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muffining

When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.
Did you guys see Flax muffining? You think he would stayed OP before the wedding day.
by FlaxCeed January 14, 2008
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