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Bomber MST

Bomber MST is known as a condition where people have mental issues and they become massive alcoholics.
The person was diagnosed with Bomber MST because they had multiple DUI citations.
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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mstwa

mstwa it is an Arabic word مستوى

Mostly something like.

(am on a higher level than you.), and this one is the most accurate meaning

EZ...

am better.

Get fricked
You win an online game you say mstwa instead of ez

you lose an online game mstwa popup in the chat
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MST3k

The most awesome television show invented by the human race. Short for "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Originated in the late 80's and featured a man named Joel (Later to be replaced by Mike Nelson), Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo. This trio would make fun of ,while watching, terrible movies. Was featured mostly on Comedy Central and the Sci-Fi Channel. Aired for 11 seasons. In 1996 the MST3K movie was released into theaters.
I cannot find the MST3K The Movie DVD anywhere.
by Beachloghunter May 30, 2006
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MSTP

Medical Scientist Training Program
1. A degree granting program providing both MD (medical doctor) and PhD (doctor of philosophy) degrees.
1. A training program barely funded by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to make sure the people they eventually fund are socially inept enough to dedicate their lives to science forever.
2. A career path for students arrogant enough to believe they are better than both PhD's and MD's
3. A method of spending your entire 20's towards a goal that simultanously makes your mother proud, your younger brother jealous, and your friends laugh at you when they're married with house/car/401K while you still go to ice cream socials for free food.
at 22yrs old: Hey buddy, I got into the MSTP. My life's going to be great. Good luck with your 100hr work week at <insert I-bank>. Haha... I'm gonna be a doctor^2

at 23: Med school's kinda lame.

at 24: Beta-blockers, I guess? Med school's lame.

at 24: Wheh, boards were tough. Time to study for quals.

at 25: grad school's lame, time to study for comps.

at 26: grad school's lame.

at 27: who knew that after I-banking, <insert friends' names> would be making $100k? Thank God in just 3 years, I'll be a resident starting at $44k.

at 28: I am the master of the <insert 24 letter molecule name here>. Nobody will ever understand my thesis, but <insert semi-famous researcher> thinks I'm real smart.

at 29: What the hell is a beta-blocker?

at 30: To think, in just 5 years, I get to start writing grants again -- I hope <insert semi-famous researcher> still remembers how smart I am. Mr. Patient, could I practice my neuro exam on you... the real doctor will be here in a minute to go over your lab results... but I think he'll start you on beta-blockers.. Wait, I'll look that up on UpToDate.
by _disgruntled_ October 23, 2006
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mst3k

n. abbreviation for the cult hit television series "Mystery Science Theater 3000", in which 'B' movies are made fun of by the the show's three central characters.
Started on local access by creator Joel Hodgson, later moved on to Comedy Central through season seven, then the Sci-Fi Channel until its tenth and final season.
Also included a feature film, "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie" with a limited theatrical release.
"Hey, MST3K is not 'a puppet show'! It's THE puppet show!"
by Lemuridae November 27, 2003
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mst3k

v. To make fun of a really pathetic movie.
"Let's MST3k that theatrical flop 'Dungeons and Dragons!"
by ProjectSpam September 22, 2003
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