mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

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Mickey Mouse Shit

Term used to describe the childish actions of an adult.

Bob: Your telling me he tattled on you?

Jim Bo: Yeah, ain't that some Mickey Mouse Shit?

by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

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Mickey Mouse reseller

Mickey from NYC alert, 8rz aka Brandon. Is a Mickey who sold pandas for $220.

Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller

by Real reseller January 18, 2022

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grey-mouse-woman syndrome

A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.

Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..

by KA43n January 5, 2022

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The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.

Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!

by FreshAir2.0 December 6, 2018

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