stink mound

n. a malodorous vagina

Rumor has it that Esteban the handsome Salvadoran went all Katrina on your sister's stink mound.

by D. Mum July 7, 2008

moider

To talk shit to someone,

Lots of useless natter
Someone blabbing crap
Empty words

NOT "to take a life" as Google's definition declares

ORIGINATES from the Welsh "Mwydro" of same definition "talking crap"

Dont moider my head (Paid a mwydro'n mhen i)
Go away! Dont moider me!

- Where's Dei bach ?
- He's in the bar moidering that new girl from Pwll Gwyn!

by Kingsonone December 6, 2012

Mouldy monday

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

pounding mound

The protruding mound surrounding (and part of) a womans vulva.

*This term was coined at Doctor's Cave Beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Hey, look at that one in the blue bikini, the one with the big pounding mound!

by Dietrich R. January 11, 2008

down to the mound

when an individual accepts a penis into ones oral cavity so as to touch the nose to the pubic "mound". AKA deep throat.

i wasn't really into her, but as i was trying to show her the way out, she went down to the mound, and now i wanna see her again.

by J-N-D December 16, 2008

rushed the mound

Using the standard 'bases' of sexual advancement...

rushing the mound refers to "forgetting the other actions/activities defined by the 'bases' and going straight for anal sex"

This action is quite looked down upon, in fact, the result is usually immediate ejection from the field of play.

The other day, Shawn got pissed off because his girlfriend, Leebs, was not putting out. He broke up with her, found another girl from the club and rushed the mound. He got what he wanted, he got a nut, but afterwards she told him to "get the fuck out of my apartment" and promptly slapped him.

by TomBeer April 3, 2008

Maxi mounds

A striper who holds the worlds record for the world larges augmented breast. They measure 60.5 inches measured across the nipples and she has a bra size of 42M. More information about her can be found on the net.

Who doesn't want to soo Maxi mounds naked?

by Deep blue 2012 March 1, 2010