mort

A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.

Mort you have no spine!

by Toam August 14, 2006

morts

an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist

the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.

by mcdarcington January 5, 2010

Mort

Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.

..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.

by Mr Passing through September 29, 2008

Mort

A really good looking beast that gets the babes

Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!

by ygwygyxewuehcewhchvhv March 26, 2013

Mort

the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

by annab.s3 July 1, 2020

mort

A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.

Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort

by jackald July 28, 2008

Mort

A professional gamer who is really based and beats their friends in EVERY game XD

''Mort is such a fucking pro gamer''

by homeboymort December 28, 2020