morpheus

A file sharing program, rarely used because there is Kazaa. It was made to replace napster but failed because they started making people pay

Napster sucks so i use kazaa

by CHPhater February 14, 2004

morphadite

an adjective meaning disfigured or messed up physically

"chuck that morphadite piece of wood over in that pile"
"man that morphadite over there must have had a crack head mother"

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 1, 2005

murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

by ego-chimp September 30, 2005

merphed

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

by Kelsey and Bobby -------son March 24, 2008

Morpheus

When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.

1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*

by J Krizzle September 23, 2009

morphidite

1. A word to describe a hermaphrodite (an organism having both male and female genitalia characteristics which are simultaneously present; typically not fully developed, and vestigial in appearance).

2. The definition above, used as an expletive.

"I had a difficult time discerning whether Chris was a guy or a gal. Later, I discovered Chris was actually a morphidite".

"You morphidite!"

by froze2death February 18, 2005

murph, murphed, murphing

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003