Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006
Get the Mormon Road-Block mug.one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.
wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.
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Get the Moron mug.A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.
Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.
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Person 1: Who did you hear that "that's what she said" joke from? Was it Micah?
Person 2: Nah, it was John, Micah's WAY too Mormon Approved.
Person 2: Nah, it was John, Micah's WAY too Mormon Approved.
by MuffinMan794 November 18, 2011
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In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
I don't care what's your background, I don't like you because you don't care about others around you. I am a moronist.
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Tom Cruise and his "Space Mormon" goons are passing out free Dianetics tests at the Taco Bell....lets go to Arbys instead.
by the_coyote May 28, 2010
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