montgomery gator

an alligator which some reason is hot asf, he’s from fnaf security breach

omg is that montgomery gator (or monty for short)?

by hotmommymilkieslol January 17, 2022

Montgomery High School

A high school known for having hella drugs and beaners kids in the bathroom always smoking or asking if u got a battery decent education and great sports

Also they lock the outlets cuz they’re gay

Dude I’m gonna go to Montgomery High School it’s hella easy to get drugs

by BigDickDruggie February 11, 2019

Monterey

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.

Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.

by chaychel October 14, 2011

montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.

"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"

by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

kurt montgomery

a fat asian with a tiny cock and an insanely hot mother who is a cum dumpster and the biggest slut in Australia

oh look at kurt montgomery with his cum dumpster mother shes so hot!

by kurts dog February 13, 2022

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023