mongtress

(noun) A matress used for lounging while participating in a mong session.

Man, I'm blazed... can we pull out he mongtress?

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

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Monstrostitute

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution

Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.

by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008

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If you describe a situation or event as monstrous, you mean that it is extremely shocking or unfair.
She endured the monstrous behaviour for years.
I just hope the people who committed this monstrous evil will be able to live with themselves.

The nephilim were a monstrous brood begotten of the intercourse of the supernatural beings called " sons of God " with the women of earth.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

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manstress

an illicit male lover; oftentimes the "other man"; the male version of a mistress

"What happened to Steve and Laura?"
"Well, Steve found out that Laura had a manstress on the side. Epic fail."

by women unite August 29, 2011

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Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

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