Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

monopoly-ass

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.

Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!

by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008

I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019

monopoly

A word used in place of sexual intercourse. Often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.

We didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by miou-miou July 30, 2007

playing monopoly

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

by thatnotoriouskat April 30, 2007

Disney Monopoly

A particular version of monopoly, played with not only a Disney Monopoly board, but as a strip varient such as strip poker. When a player lands on another player's property, that player must take off one article of clothing.

Lets all get together tonight for a round of Disney Monopoly!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010