whiskey monocle

A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.

Bar Guy 1: "Wow, I'd need serious beer goggles for her!"
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."

by SteveTech August 22, 2008

Bi-monocle

Wearing a monocle on each eye to make it look like one is wearing glasses.

"Anyone can wear glasses...but it takes skill to manage wearing Bi-monocles."

by randymachomansavage11 November 16, 2011

hot monocle

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004

Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.

I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

Three Monocle

When a basketball player uses only one hand to create the commonly-referenced "three-goggles" after making a three pointer. The gesture is made by putting the okay sign (a circle made from your thumb and index finger, with other three fingers outwards) up to only one eye, Mr. Peanut style.

Wow, Kevin Durant's on fire tonight - he even busted out a Three Monocle after his 4th trey!

by msquared June 10, 2012

pearl monocle

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.

After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.

by chowderlap July 12, 2008

beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

by Gavine July 13, 2006