monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

mickeydick

gay

gayboy mickeydick

by hejw October 3, 2020

monkeyfuck

(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.

I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.

ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014

Monkey Dick

A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.

Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!

by Cameron Siebenmark June 24, 2008

monkeyfuck

same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.

Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!

by wordguy September 28, 2012

monkeylicious

Gay slang defining a very attractive large hairy man .

Damn ,he is monkeylicious !

by BobbyB201 September 15, 2006

monkeyfuckingcockboy

A semi-homosexual HIV positive fugly half=man slapper who enjoys performing various acts of beastiality with monkeys.
AKA-A beautiful animal.

Zachary Jaegar and Jeff Schneir are monkeyfuckingcockboys.

by Christian Beltz April 4, 2008