abel molina

Hispanic-Los Angeles-Texan celebrity known mainly for his moustache. Despite efforts by his fellow peers, he has yet to shave the 'stache. He bears a striking resemblance to "Pedro" from the feature film "Napolean Dynamite". He pretend like he "habla no espanol" but he actually does. He can speak Spanish really fast, like those commercial guys on the Hispanic radio station. He is also known for being a technology/computer/car genius. He is also known for pulling shenanagins on people (e.g. Tiffany aka "dumberer" the celebrity Azn). Also threatens people and sometimes carries out those threats (e.g. "Big Shot Rob" Lorenz). As discovered during prom, he can really dance and "get his groove on". Says "08" alot. Hates freshman. Hates rafat. Mostly known for the 'stache though.

abel molina: hey
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)

by Borat Najahedari June 30, 2008

Molina

A person that likes girls named “Amanda” and looks like a emo asian that is scared to confess his love.

Omg, this guy has dated 29 girls named Amanda and he looks like a Emo asia.
“ yeah he’s probably named Molina.”

by Jennifer Quintana March 6, 2019

Malinna

A slutty girl who wears a bra when she has no bloody boobies

Im a mini-me-malinna

by rogerthat101 May 25, 2011

layla molina

Layla Molina is usually a drop dead beautiful girl that every guy likes but she rarely falls in love. You are lucky if u are dating a Layla Molina. She usually has brown hair and brown eyes with a nice body. She is skinny and always laughs and make others laugh. She has a lot of friends and they all love her.

person: who is that girl she is funny and beautiful
person 2: That's a Layla molina

by savagessavage February 10, 2017

Molinaed

When someone is too big of a bitch to do something by themself so they have to get an old man to do it for them.

You were just molinaed you bitch!!!

by VMM-263(REIN) Airframes May 6, 2009

damian molina

Person with a very small penis usually overweight and sometimes wears a bra when attending a party laughs at his own jokes and just generally an asshole to be around

Damn Damian Molina is so annoying!

by thiccd November 22, 2018

molignano

(v.) to spill or break other's things while maintaining complete denial and/or lunacy.

(n.) one who is clumsy, reckless, or accident-prone.

My couch got so molignanoed that the next day the recliner fell off when i popped it up!

You molignano, don't dance near the drink table on the carpet.

by onlurker February 8, 2004