by M Topper September 07, 2005
by ericri October 15, 2009
by Spencer Sword October 15, 2004
Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.
Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!
by Baceisgay1 April 16, 2009
by Celton July 06, 2004
by An randomn guyn September 15, 2019
a person who possesses rare knowledge or extremely skilled with a subject or activity. This person is usually very deft at explaining complex subjects or ideas with ease and simplicity. Well coordinated or gifted with a talent.
The new professor in the physics dept is the mojo.
That woman is a mojo at badminton.
Stuart killed me at Jenga, he is a mojo.
That woman is a mojo at badminton.
Stuart killed me at Jenga, he is a mojo.
by xpez August 20, 2007