'Pulling a Mojang'

1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.

2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.

I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.

by mojangdetractor81 October 18, 2021

mojado

Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant

Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.

by Dennis January 10, 2005

piso mojado

Literally, "wet floor" in spanish, it means a terrible fall as depicted by stick figures in cautionary bilingual signs.

How did you hurt your back?
I did a piso mojado after I tripped on someone's backpack.

by lapiedra January 19, 2010

Mojanged

A server that was killed by someone working at mojang tweeting a link to it.

Wow @notch mojanged a server. Again.

by pizzamanxl October 3, 2011

mojanging

When you are joining Minecraft and the Mojang logo is stuck showing for a long time, before the game starts.

"Yesterday I was trying to join Minecraft, but I was stuck Mojanging for like 5 minuets."

by Euller February 2, 2014

Mojave rattler

When you 69 your partner and dart your tongue in and out of their ass multiple times.

I gave her the ole mojave rattler last night.

I would like to give your mom the mojave rattler.

by Bad ass bo August 10, 2017

mojarron

An illegal Mexican in the United States that crossed the Rio Grande swimming ,there for being labeled as a mojarron.

This man that just sold me some tamales is a mojarron.

by andresrsilva September 8, 2017