Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016

Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.

by MoistUncle August 17, 2021

moisturiser

girls who wouldnt hav a fuken clue how to judge the size of a penis because they hav never even touched or seen 1.

stop trying to make up things u no nothing about.

by a guy who knows wat hes talking bout August 15, 2003

Moisturize

After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....

Dude...i moisturized that bitch...

by .mG July 20, 2006

moisturiser

diks who think they r cool cause they have started to go out HALF WAY THRU 6TH FORM yeeah real cool,most ppl start maybe at the latest 4th form.

diks,try hards,cock teases all in all huge faggots

by unkown September 3, 2003

moisturizable

anything that looks very hot and fuckable. like a weckfordussy, shaq, lean, mug root beer, or notch from minecraft

oh my god is that a crack snowman??!?!?! and it has a moisturizable weckfordussy

by weckfordlover May 2, 2022

moisturization

The act of moisturizing; the state of being moist, that which restores moisture, contentment; gratification; comfort; something which satisfies; being slightly wet; liquid.

Christina was suspicious of her lover's toe licking number but her pussy, peeking from under her skirt commando style, achieved moisturization!

by amzzz February 19, 2008