moffee

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking

Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!

by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006

[Moffee]

Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.

example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee

Every morning I poor a cup of Moffee which contains 60 percent milk and 40 percent coffee.

by KHInk May 30, 2008

moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

Moff The Muff

To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.

On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.

by Jonny Cole’s December 12, 2020

Moffee

Mock coffee; a coffee substitute that’s usually caffeine free and either passes as a coffee substitute or is used as such

I heard you’re giving up caffeine for lent,so how is the moffee tasting

by Bellablue00 July 1, 2022

Moff

Moff is a Scottish slang term derived form there Gaelic ancestors meaning Excellent,brilliant,amazing

Aye that veg is moff son

by McFatlines August 11, 2019