Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."
"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."
"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007
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by TTwist February 4, 2008
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mary the nympho-moped wanted to sex buzz all night long to the point were he was asleep as to have sex with her he had to get drunk. buzz fell asleep but mary continued anyway and ended up going to sleep sexually frustrated and attacking buzz once he woke up.
by buzz_lightyear February 21, 2011
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There goes the Moped Dopehead circling McDonald's again cause he swears he saw them sitting on top of drive thru sign again......
by BoneyarD420 February 23, 2022
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ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP October 20, 2008
Get the Moped from hell mug.A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.
by Pooktastic September 1, 2009
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