Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

ass munchin

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Time Munching

Wasting time like a snail.

Steph: YO, When is Jordan gonna get here?
Purple: Fuck knows. He's probably still time munching having a wank.

by purple qin December 27, 2009

Munching Gums

Aussie slang to describe the act of one's Jaw Swinging while under the effect of pingas.

"What's wrong with that guy"
"The cunt is munching gums"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019

Muchini

Lover of many women.

All the ladies love him, he’s such a Muchini.

by Muchini September 19, 2023

Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

peanut butter munching

The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm

JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole

CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!

BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko

by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010