monticello mn

Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.

Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"

by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017

Cosmos, MN

A small town located in the west central area of Minnesota. The residents are friendly, but some of the kids between the ages of 13 and 16 think they are "gangster" while living in the sticks.

D " Dude Im so hung over, we went out to the icehouse last night and got stoned and shot some dumbass"

M " I know dude, Im with ya"

Older Person " Shut up you illiterate little punks, you dont live in 'da hood' you live in Cosmos, MN"

by The Fallen Challenger October 25, 2009

Saint Paul, MN

A badass city that contains many fly peoples

Damn I hate Minneapolis - lets go to Saint Paul

by Stu Campbell December 13, 2004

I'mn't

Short form of I am not

I'mn't going to hit you!

by MMMiiiKKKeeeYYY September 23, 2009

aitkin mn

A town of 2,000 trailer trash, redneck, ugly ass, weirdos who smell like somebody's asshole on a a hot summer day.

That guy wearing the Trump pence hat smells like dog shit. He must be from Aitkin MN.

by Smelly nipples January 25, 2017

Princeton, MN

A town about 40 miles north of the Twin Citys. Well known for having some of the coolest and crazyest people this side of the Mississippi river. Also known for being cursed by the ghost of Roger Vaillancourt, whos Murder was covered up and claimed to be a hit and run. As a result, every year at least one teen in Princeton dies from a car crash. The only way to end the curse is to bring justice to the people who Killed Roger Vailancourt. The town is also known for its Disstillery and for World famous drug dealer Kasey Remeraz. Defidently one of the coolest towns in all of Minnesota.

Hey, you want to head up to Princeton, MN?

by Kasent and Medeth May 8, 2011

Cottage Grove, MN

A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.

Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!

Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.

Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?

Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.

by stifler'smom April 1, 2010