steak mittens

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens

You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!

by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

Oven Mitting

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.

I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.

by CPTFantasDick May 26, 2014

Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.

"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"

by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007

mittromneya

the process of disregarding your true beliefs and conveying what your audience wants to hear.

Suffering from a case of mittromneya, the science teacher convinced the fifth grade class that the earth is flat.

by jryan September 24, 2012

mitt romney

To change your position in order win favors or votes.

"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."

by SkyScott June 13, 2007

Mittstake

1.) Any error made by Mitt Romney or his staff during his run for President

2.) A failed concept or innovation that is brought up by Mitt Romney or his staff

"Did you hear who Romney picked for his VP?"
"No, who?"
"Paul Ryan."
"Oh great, Another Mittstake."

by MurdyZa August 12, 2012

mittrolling

Linking an unsuspecting person to a satirical domain name that redirects to Mitt Romney's 2012 presidential campaign website. Choice mittrolling domain names usually highlight one of Mitt's ludicrous beliefs or undesirable characteristics.

He went around all the Young Republican forums mittrolling www.ihatepoorpeople.com... it was hilarious.

by PBJ is totally delicious August 19, 2012