Mitchen

To thrust your penis into a girls mouth

Kathy: "John gave me a Mitchen last night"
Sue: "Was he good at Mitchen-ing?"

by scottmtb May 16, 2009

Matching

When 2 people bring the same amount of marijuana together and smoke it together (equal amounts only and less than other person and your a bitch)

“ hey bro you trying to match “ “ we”re going to be matching later want to join? “

by The booty snatcher July 20, 2020

Matching Pfp

A matching profile is often used by e-couples or by pushy friends. It can be (and often is) cringy and/or annoying to other users. These users also usually have (if they're dating) their status/mood as "taken by generic person." And if they're on the younger side, most are 14-17 and i mean the 13 year olds, they either bitch or talk about their S/O.

e-dater: omg this matching pfp with my e-boyfriend so cutee </3

human: oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares. your relationship wont work out god damn.

by entricide January 22, 2021

Beat Matching

When you be smacking the sirloin and the rhythm matches the porn that you're watching.

Uhhh, smack, Uhh, smack. Man as a pasty red head from Oslo that's so rejected. I feel an affinity and a similarity to Tyrell from L.A. in the hit feature "Tricky Nicky get Sticky Icky (with my 10 inch black cock)" Oh check it out, I'm beat matching and I didn't even realize it, where do I send fanmail?

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

Mitching

Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.

“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”

by Feather La August 4, 2007

ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.

Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!

by GullibleZine January 10, 2007

matching numbers

When an american collectors car has the original engine, frame and gearbox. All stamped serial numers match.

Heard a Hemi Cuda was sold at Scottsdale for 1 million. But it was matching numbers.

by Leif Persson February 15, 2006