mirrrey

A term used in latinamerica, mainly in Mexico, referring to a 15 to 30 years old male that likes to show off, wears shirts leaving more than 2 buttons open at the top, drinks champagne, shows way too much love to their mirrrey friends being not necessarily gay. They also like to be the leading role in photos, you will find them as the guy that makes a duckface and a rock&roll sign with his hands.

those mirrreyes ordered 5 bottles of Moet Chandon at the club

by luvmirrrey April 3, 2011

Smoke and Mirrors

01: Something/Someone that deceives or distorts the truth.
02: Something/Someone that distorts or blurs facts ,figures, etc., like a magic or conjuring work; artful deception; tricky inventiveness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

Humor mirror

The person who totally gets your sense of humor and reflects it back to you. When you are with your humor mirror all feels right in the world. This person can make you laugh or smile by a simple glance or single word.

Stephanie was Erin's humor mirror which made it difficult for them to go to yoga together as just looking at each other made them both laugh.

by wildaboutwords March 27, 2010

mirrorgasm

1. Achieving an orgasm by grinding one's nude body directly against its own reflection in a full-length mirror. No hands are required; body-to-glass undulations are enough to trigger this powerful explosion.

2. A simultaneous orgasm that ignites between one's self and one's reflection. An act of extreme erotic narcissism. The climax is often intensified by direct eye contact, mirror kissing, and body oil.

Julie caught a glimpse of herself in a hallway mirror at the crowded party. She was so hot for herself, she just wanted to get home, strip down, and give herself a mirrorgasm.

by oneandonly June 21, 2007

steal a mirror

First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."

"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.

And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"

Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.

by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007

Smoke and mirrors

When either a person or corporate entity make an offer "look" attractive with window dressing when it really isn't - but in reality they are only using SMOKE AND MIRRORS to distort this so they can keep holding the carrot on the stick in front of you!!! Almost like a Jedi mind trick.

"You will receive a BIG bonus next year and you are your own boss and can do whatever you want to succeed in this office!!" -that was smoke and mirrors. Here is the translation into what that really means:
"You will be chained to your desk. You will work 12 hours a day. You will not get a promotion, ever. You will have 9 bosses. You will receive just enough money to keep you alive while we pay your manager for his private jet and lakehouse in Wyoming. You will die in this place."

by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004

mirror food

food that smells the same before you eat it and after you defecate it

Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.

by SonicEmployee February 20, 2010