mingingitis

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'

that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis

by quoccy boi March 8, 2004

minging

certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word

I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging

by peter mckellican June 17, 2006

Mingdinged

When a female(usually a female named Ming)wets on her hand and runs it up a hairy guy's thigh

Did you hear what happened to Stephen Detwiler?!?! He was Mingdinged!!

by Stephen Detwiler May 12, 2008

mongling

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb

hey, quit mongling the cat

by sacburg January 2, 2008

minging out

1) to be in a state of vomitting, memory loss and serious drunkedness.

2) to be in a state of detoxification (hangover) wherby one may vomit or 'ming out' at the sight, smell or even the sound of food. 'Minging out' is common after nights of heavy drinking and can last from a couple of hours to whole days.

3) the word 'ming' or 'minger' can simply be applied to someone who is renowned for 'minging out' or has recently had a memorable 'minging out' experience.

''Hey look at Matt knocking on hotel doors in his boxers, he's totally minging out''

''Hey ming, you don't remember at all what happened last night do you? You must be feeling so minged out right now''

''You were so minged out you turned our room into brown town and got us chucked out the hotel''

by Holy_Joly September 8, 2009

point mongering

The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.

"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."

by Doctor_T September 24, 2011

The Minging Effect

A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.

The Minging Effect Theory:

“oh my! Your filth rinks”

“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”

by RowdyRando November 15, 2022