mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

mile high firefly

When you take that last hit of some weed and burning embers fly into your throat burning the back of the throat for hours.

"UGKK!" -Me
"Pipe shit on you? What up yo?" -Homie
"Yeah, but worse. Throat burn, yo. Mile high fireflys!" -Me
"Haha!" -Homie

by Mud E York May 23, 2013

mile of cock

The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.

That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.

by the trend setter June 7, 2009

mile run

A hellish test or endurance required by gym teacher up to 9th grade.

I hate doing the mile run!

by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005

Mile High Mud Pie

Anal sex in an airplane bathroom.

Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?

by C shifter March 12, 2010

Mile Ahead Club

Having sex behind an interstate sign advertisement.

We had sex behind the Cracker Barrel sign next to I-75. Now I'm a member of the Mile Ahead Club.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet May 18, 2006

mile long club

Having sex on a train makes you a part of this club.

I f****d my boyfriend between Grand Central and Stamford, so we're in the mile long club.

by olygirl August 8, 2005