micromental

A topic broached by couples that consumes an inordinate amount of time in arguments. Or a person who is small minded and focuses intensely on minutiae with no basis in fact.

Why are we arguing about this micromental topic?
You are one micromental asshole!

by Mars12321 November 8, 2018

micropeen

Adjective for a very small penis.

You have a micropeen.

by jenk February 23, 2005

micromentoring

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help

Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild

by juneen November 29, 2018

microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019

microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019

microfame

Microfame is when a person gets some/a lot of attention, but isn't quite famous yet.

This is what microfame is like.
Microfame is a small version of fame.
Microfame can eventually lead to fame.

by Some random person XD February 2, 2020

microeyes

Asians suffer from this horrid condition. Which gives them that crazy squint appeal.

Dong is such a fucking asian, look at those microeyes.

Oh my god look at his eyes...they are sooooo small. and unsexy, fucking microeye asians.

by computer joebob February 19, 2008