Micropenis

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.

Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!

by t1na November 14, 2005

Micropenis

A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.

Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

micropeen

noun.

A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.

Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

I can't see your micropeen.

Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.

by G-Noles March 10, 2010

McRoberts

1) A fairly stuck up school located in Richmond B.C. with an unusually high grade point average compared to surrounding schools. Slackers don't fit in and trouble makers are sussed out and chased down (as quickly as possible) by a slightly crippled vice-principal with an english accent and a thirst to punish.

person 1: hey, i think i'm gunna go to mcroberts next year.
person 2: why? you wont get away with half the stuff you do at this school plus the v.p. spends his days plotting his revenge against the student body as a whole.
person 1: oh thats ok, i like doing homework and being on time for school everyday, I also enjoy getting A's and making adults, teachers and others with authority over me happy.... one time i got drunk though... it was really cool... i was such a bad ass.. i had one cooler and i was done. I spent the whole night puking after that.
person 2: haha ok nevermind... you definitely belong at mcroberts.

by suffering under totalitarian March 26, 2009

micropenis

the word is in reference to the penis size of over 90% of Humvee owners.

his micropenis was the reason he bought his Humvee.

by reverendmo June 22, 2010

microeconomics

Study of the behavior of basic economic units such as companies, industries, or households. Research on the companies in the airline industry would be a microeconomic concern, for instance.

microeconomics (n)
microeconomic (adj)

by Samah September 23, 2007

microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

by b-hen April 22, 2009